🚚 Free Worldwide Shipping on All Orders!Shop Now
HomeStore

Squishable Comfort Food Waffle II (Standard)

Product image 1
Product image 2
Product image 3

Squishable Comfort Food Waffle II (Standard)

Squishable Comfort Food Waffle II (Standard)

Walk or take my bike? Major in biomechanical nanomathgineering or picnic studies? Paper or plastic? I just can't decide! In a world where choices manifest at every intersection and opportunity, it's just so easy to...waffle!That's where this particular Waffle comes in. For this Waffle does not waffle! It makes all decisions with the utmost confidence and resolve! YES, says the Waffle, I will spend all day reading a book in a sunny nook by the window! YES, I will slurp honey directly from the plastic bear! I will do all these things, and I won't look back! Because I want to be as resolute as a Waffle, and because Waffles don't have necks!

15 squishy inches of brunchtime do-er. All new polyester fiber, ages 3 and up only!

$20,700.00

Original: $69,000.00

-70%
Squishable Comfort Food Waffle II (Standard)—

$69,000.00

$20,700.00

Product Information

Shipping & Returns

Description

Walk or take my bike? Major in biomechanical nanomathgineering or picnic studies? Paper or plastic? I just can't decide! In a world where choices manifest at every intersection and opportunity, it's just so easy to...waffle!That's where this particular Waffle comes in. For this Waffle does not waffle! It makes all decisions with the utmost confidence and resolve! YES, says the Waffle, I will spend all day reading a book in a sunny nook by the window! YES, I will slurp honey directly from the plastic bear! I will do all these things, and I won't look back! Because I want to be as resolute as a Waffle, and because Waffles don't have necks!

15 squishy inches of brunchtime do-er. All new polyester fiber, ages 3 and up only!